You Are Invited To
A Wedding Mystery
December 2nd, 2028
Tulum, Mexico
Chapter One
This is Harry. Harry is getting married. The problem? We don't know who the bride is yet.
In a unprecedented social experiment, Harry has decided to let fate, algorithms, and possibly reality television producers decide his life partner. It's like The Bachelor, but with more legal implications and significantly better catering.
The ceremony is set for December 2nd, 2028 in Tulum, Mexico. The bride? TBD. The drama? Guaranteed. The open bar? Absolutely confirmed.
The Weekend
Watch Harry meet his bride for the first (or possibly second?) time. Tissues provided.
Dinner, dancing, and speculation about how this relationship will actually work.
Beach bonfire, tequila, and questionable decisions. Business as usual.
Recovery meal and group therapy session. Mimosas mandatory.
Getting There
Option 1: Fly into Tulum
Tulum Airport (TQO) — Felipe Carrillo Puerto International Airport, the closest option to the resort.
Option 2: Fly into Cancún
Cancún (CUN) — then arrange travel with the wedding planner from Cancún to Tulum.
If you fly into Cancún (CUN), the wedding planner will coordinate transportation from Cancún to Tulum for you.
Landing at Tulum (TQO) puts you just a short ride from the resort.
Details will be sent to confirmed guests closer to the date.
The celebration is hosted at Dreams Tulum Resort & Spa.
Villas will be reserved for the different groups of Harry and the future bride's friends and family. The wedding planner will reach out to guests directly a few months before the wedding to confirm where each group will be staying.
Join Us
Kindly respond by August 1st, 2028
The Opportunity
Think you have what it takes to be Mrs. (or Mr.!) Harry? Submit your application below. All applicants will be considered equally, though charm, humor, and a high tolerance for chaos are preferred.
Questions
Press Inquiries
Interested in covering this unprecedented event? We're fielding offers from production companies, documentary filmmakers, and podcasters with good microphones.
Want to know more about the man himself? Meet Harry
The Groom
Harry Karambizi is a software engineer, hospitality veteran, event host, professional people-collector, and hopefully someone's future husband.
Over the years, he's worked across tech, hospitality, sales, operations, and events, which explains why he can be just as comfortable at a networking event, family cookout, startup meeting, or neighborhood dive bar.
He genuinely loves meeting people, hearing their stories, and learning what makes them tick. In fact, many of his friends have accidentally become collaborators because Harry can't help but get excited about other people's ideas and dream up ways to build things together.
Born into the beautifully chaotic experience of the African diaspora, Harry comes from a large family with big personalities, strong values, and an unwavering belief that life is meant to be shared with others.
Family, community, and meaningful relationships sit at the center of how he approaches life.
After enough adventures in the modern dating world to fill a small book, Harry decided to date intentionally. He's looking for a partner who values family, laughter, curiosity, culture, and building a meaningful life together.
Someone who understands that the best relationships aren't just about finding the right person—they're about becoming a great team.
And if you want the professional résumé version of all this, you can probably find him on LinkedIn. (Let's hope you have one.)
Ready to shoot your shot?
Apply to Marry HarryHow Life With Harry Is
"If you were playing FMK, Harry would somehow be the answer to all three."
— Melissa, 4-year friend
"You leave the house to get brunch, and somehow come home the next day. Unwillingly."
— Alex, 15-year friend
"Honestly, I've never had a bad time with Harry."
— Mick, 1-week friend
"3.5/5."
— Katie, 16-month friend
"He cares aloooooot about birthdays. Which I hate."
— Rachel, dated + 4-year friend
"I called Harry for relationship advice and we accidentally started a business together. My girl left me"
— Anonymous
"I introduced Harry to one friend. He now knows my entire family."
— Sarah, recovering introvert
"He's somehow both the reason we're going out tonight and the reason I'm tired tomorrow."
— Omar, friend
"Every event Harry hosts feels like it should have sponsors."
— Multiple Witnesses
"I've watched Harry turn a casual coffee into a business meeting, therapy session, birthday celebration, and networking event before the check arrived."
— Steve, still processing it
"I thought we were grabbing drinks. Apparently we were running errands."
— Random Person, from Atlanta
"Harry has never met a stranger. He just hasn't learned their name yet."
— Several People
"If Golden Retrievers paid taxes and owned a laptop."
— Internet Commenter
Known Side Effects of Marrying Harry Include:
Still interested?
Apply to Marry Harry